Week 8-1 Concerning Very Short Stories

There's a whale right now who may have escaped a Nantucketer's harpoon in 1850, and a Japanese whaler in 1950, who once heard the distant songs of 50,000 of her kind. Then several thousand. Then hundreds. But who can hear 25,000 again, singing in the warming water.

—Nate DiMeo, "Fifty Words Written After Learning the Arctic Bowhead Whale Can Live up to Two Hundred Years", The Memory Palace

 

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

—Almost certainly not Ernest Hemingway

…In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City, and the map of the Empire, the entirety of a Province. In time, those Unconscionable Maps no longer satisfied, and the Cartographers Guilds struck a Map of the Empire whose size was that of the Empire, and which coincided point for point with it. The following Generations, who were not so fond of the Study of Cartography as their Forebears had been, saw that that vast Map was Useless, and not without some Pitilessness was it, that they delivered it up to the Inclemencies of Sun and Winters. In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map, inhabited by Animals and Beggars; in all the Land there is no other Relic of the Disciplines of Geography.

—Suarez Miranda, Viajes de varones prudentes, Libro IV, Cap. XLV, Lerida, 1658

—Jorge Luis Borges, "On Exactitude in Science," Collected Fictions, translated by Andrew Hurley.

baby shoes for sale. worn plenty. i just hate my baby and i want him to suffer, starting with his feet.

— renegade cut (@renegadecut.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM